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• If you are in love with two people at the same time. Choose the second person because if you have loved the 1st one who wouldn’t fallen for the 2nd one anyway.
• If you want one to do the dishes,
  And, to mow the lawn,
  You can search for the person,
  When I am gone.
• Falling in love is easy as long as you find someone to catch you.
• True love is like a ghost. When everyone speaks about it but none has found it yet.
• Always aim for the moon. Even if you don’t get it you’ll fall amongst starts.
• The irony of marriage is women want men to change after marriage and men hope that women will not change. As a result, both are disappointed.
• You’ll know that you are in love when you think that you have got the most beautiful woman and you’ll know that you’re out of it when the same woman will become ugly.
• Similarity between good wine and love is that both mature with age.
• Falling in and out of love is easy when you are young. As you grow old, falling in becomes harder and falling out gets hardest.
• What is recession?
  When ‘wine’ and ‘women’ get replaced by ‘water’ and ‘wife’ that critical phase of life is called recession.
• A man who can laugh at the face of a difficulty is the one who has found someone to blame it on.
• I don’t say that I am always right but then I’m never wrong.
• Why do the wedding photos always have the bride on the left side of the groom? Because in a balance sheet liability is always mentioned in the left column and assets are mentioned in the right.
• Can I say that I am working hard if I stare at the monitor of my computer blankly all day long?
• It’s better to say nothing and be called a fool than opening your mouth to remove all doubts.
• A Chinese proverb says that talking once to a genius is like reading books of knowledge for a month. So, feel free to call me anytime.
• Handsome
  Cute
  Loving
  Smart
  Spirited
  Intelligent
  Well, enough of me. What about you?

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